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Adkins’s Second Law

No artistic medium is inherently more or less capable than any other of communicating an idea, stirring emotions, or provoking thought.

Corollary: All media are artistic media.

Hollywood Minute

  1. Frankie Muniz has the most perpetually tortured expression. He’s like a postmodern Prometheus.
  2. Harry Potter hired an editor. I enjoyed the results.

As part of my new dental regimen, I’ve started using Listerine as well. I still think it’s funny that the thrust of Listerine’s marketing is “you can endure our product!”

After about a year, it finally occurred to me that I work in a cubicle, a space that is in its very nature designed to be modular. I’ve never really liked the way things were arranged in here. Today, I did something about it.

After about an hour of work, some sweat and some very odd looks, my forty-two square feet of space are now much more accommodating. I moved a big cabinet and some shelves I never used into an empty cube nearby, and wiped away a lot of accumulated dust. It feels bigger and lighter, and my workstation is finally in such a position that nobody can sneak up on me while I’m sitting at it. Or walk by and notice that I’m typing in my online journal instead of working. The downside to this is that I may occasionally have to make eye contact with the humans now, but this is a small price to pay.

I can actually use my whiteboard now. I’ve never decorated the walls of this place in any way, as my little symbolic refusal to be a cube-drone; I still don’t know if I will. But this does feel a little more like my own place now.

Inertia is a strange thing. I feel like I just built a house.

I ought to make a subcategory for these

The lady in the cube next to mine is pretty vicious with her voicemail system; I know this because she always uses it with her speakerphone on. It sounds like this:

CLICK TOOOOONE

BEEP BEEP BEEP

“Meridian Mail. Mailb–“

BEEP BOOP BEEP BEEP

“Passw–“

BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEP

“One fifteen pm, June–“

BEEP

“You have one n–“

BEEP

“Hi, this is Gary with Midwest Accounts. It’s around ten till one, and I was just returning your–“

BEEP BEEP

“Message era–“

CLICK

The query still won’t run right. There are like five people on the database and I guess that’s just too much. I wish they’d leave. I’m going to have to come in on Saturday now.

Fixed my about page. It’s sleek and powerful now, like a lion, or a submarine.

I have not fixed my “blogroll,” which is ridiculously long and makes the page scroll forever. I only found out it was a “blogroll” the other day. I just thought it was a list of peeps I read.