Difficult to believe as it is, Acid Zen Wonder Paint has been a scourge on this planet for fully a year now. And as we all know, if you do it for a year, That Makes It Official©.
Coagulations, Stephen!
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.