Brendan:

I need a journal entry for tonight so I don’t have a blank spot in my calendar. Give me an idea.

Maria
(phone):

Um… I don’t know? This is why I don’t have a journal.

Brendan:

But you should!

M:

If I had a journal it would be made up of random snippets of conversation. Out of context.

B:

You’d have a quote log!

M:

I think quote logs are supposed to be funny.

B:

I just got an email from Mindy. I was hoping it was from my friend Mindy, but no.

M:

No?

B:

No, this is more “Girls In Heat Playing With Horse Studs.”

M:

Maybe Mindy is trying to give you a message.

B:

I’m so putting that in my journal.

M:

No! Don’t!

B:

*click*