Incidentally, remember that one time I mentioned how weird it was that there are so many wig shops on Fourth Street? Well, VINDICATION!
Category: Headlines and Ads
O.J. Simpson: Pirate!
CNN: ‘Peanut Butter’ finally free from ‘Jelly’
Even if it weren’t such a neat story, that might be my favorite headline ever. O Homer! O Virgil! Sing unto us of the legendary Struggle of Peanut Butter!
I don’t know, is it still cool to like Weekly World News? Are they pre-post-hip or something? I don’t know. I can’t keep up. What I do know is that a couple of years ago I used them as my very first GSP hall theme, including stringing up multiple copies in the stalls for Quiet Reading Time, and it was a smash. I think that’s when I really fell in love with them.
And I know one other thing, which is that even when their headlines are ambiguous, they’re still some of the most refined brilliance commonly available for what, two dollars?
[Transportation Cabinet] Computers Seized in Ky. Child Porn Probe
Thank you, Kentucky. Thank you.
Maria and I saw a church marquee the other day that read
GOD IS BIGGER
We figured it was the ontological argument for God’s existence at its highest possible compression.
For the record, I know that xorph.com is experiencing outages (well, besides the failure of its cartoonist). Deep Fried, my webhost, is getting really flaky because the colo facility from which it resells is also getting really flaky, which explains the problems I’ve had with PHP, ftp and email accounts. I’ll probably be moving to PHPWebhosting soon, as it comes highly recommended and seems to have everything I need. (Stephen, we may have to talk about this–where are you, anyway?)