is a blog by Brendan
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.
| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Brendan’s Disorder |
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| Cause: | poor dental hygiene |
| Symptoms: | excessive hand numbness, vertigo, American accent, slightly squeaky voice |
| Cure: | drink more tea |
See, it’s funny because I actually have a casual acquaintance with Dr. Unheimlich, and (I assume) he knows I have an American accent. Darn you, Dr. Unheimlich!