Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Brendan’s Disorder |
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Cause: | poor dental hygiene |
Symptoms: | excessive hand numbness, vertigo, American accent, slightly squeaky voice |
Cure: | drink more tea |
See, it’s funny because I actually have a casual acquaintance with Dr. Unheimlich, and (I assume) he knows I have an American accent. Darn you, Dr. Unheimlich!