- TSA warns airlines of “Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique”
O’Hare to implement “no touching” policy starting in October - TSA warns airlines of explosive “prank” chewing gum
“Make ’em open their mouths and check under their tongues,” giggles Pistole - TSA warns airlines of explosive summer blockbusters
“Cowboys and Aliens is a nonstop thrill ride of old-fashioned movie action” - TSA warns airlines of Schrödinger’s explosives
Bombs may or may not exist in every human butthole at all times - TSA warns airlines of explosive diarrhea
Stop sniggering, this is serious guys
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.