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The warning “does not relate to an imminent or specific threat.”

July 6, 2011 / Brendan
  • TSA warns airlines of “Five Pointed Palm Exploding Heart Technique”
    O’Hare to implement “no touching” policy starting in October
  • TSA warns airlines of explosive “prank” chewing gum
    “Make ’em open their mouths and check under their tongues,” giggles Pistole
  • TSA warns airlines of explosive summer blockbusters
    “Cowboys and Aliens is a nonstop thrill ride of old-fashioned movie action”
  • TSA warns airlines of Schrödinger’s explosives
    Bombs may or may not exist in every human butthole at all times
  • TSA warns airlines of explosive diarrhea
    Stop sniggering, this is serious guys

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