Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager.
The writing below is at least a decade old.
In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish
ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty
and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.
Wait. Hold on. Comedy Central has a pseudo-cinema verité show about a radio program? A radio program where one of the hosts is relatively grounded and knowledgeable and the other is the wacky, grating narcissist? And then there’s a new guest every week and things go poorly? And the jokes depend heavily on bleeped cuss words? And nobody’s ever heard of it?
WHAT THE FUCK.