Kara: All the girls at work have decided to write a paranormal romance book together.
Brendan: Ooh! Can I help?
Kara: Well, maybe.
Brendan: “He gently cupped her werewolf boobs–“
Kara: You can’t help.
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.