So I opened Facebook and saw this much of an ad on my screen:
And I was like, “What, does she need emergency reverse liposuction? I mean, obviously she DOES, but is that going to save her–oh.” Because by this point I had copied the image out and could see the first frame of the animated gif, to which it apparently never resets:
Hi! St. Jude? Call me. We need to talk about this concept called “above the fold.”