Hey, who wants to come see the New Pornographers open for Belle and Sebastian at the Brown, March 9th? We have an extra ticket that can be yours for the discounted price of thirty dollars. Plus, the band is coming back to our place after the show! That’s a lie! I lied.
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.