Come, Internet, see for yourself. From here, you will witness the final destruction of the trilogy.
You want this, don’t you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your keyboard. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it! Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
It is unavoidable. It is your destiny.
Oh no, my young Internet! You will find it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.
The new movie… will suck.
Good, I can feel your anger. I am unarmed. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete!