I need to write about the three locally available tabloid-style free newsweeklies in Louisville (LEO, Snitch and Velocity) one of these days. I don’t have time right now. But in case you need a quick way to figure out which is by far the worst and most vapid, I pose this question:

Of LEO, Snitch and Velocity, which would bald-facedly publish the sentence

“Think precious, not pompous: The 36-page books, which sell for $12, teach values and lessons and record special moments, which is exactly the purpose of literature.”

?

(That’s right. Exactly the purpose of literature.)

If you live in Louisville, of course, you’ve already guessed the answer.