In case you were wondering, Napoleon Dynamite is a movie specifically and entirely about Yale Deskins. Take this as you will.
Update 1814 hrs: I should add that I liked it.
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.