- Grand Theft Auto (and sequels)
- They’re Grand Theft Auto.
- Crimson Skies
- It’s Grand Theft Auto, plus Halo, plus airplanes.
- Spider-Man 2
- It’s Grand Theft Auto, except you’re Spider-Man.
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.