Halo 2 is a lot like Halo, only it’s Halo on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased by helicopters and ninjas,” explained Jason Jones, head of Bungie Studios. “And the ninjas are all on fire, too.”

Makes me kind of feel bad for the people in that hospital, or it would, if Halo 2 wasn’t a myth invented to tease hapless boy geeks in their sleep.