This one’s for Ian, Arbitrator of Manliness:
Friends nonplussed, say this is "typical"
I thought about exaggerating that for humorous effect, but it really doesn’t need it. Also, apparently I’m Fark today.
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.