I know it’s Halloween, but it’s still a little surreal to walk into the break room for a cup of water, see a guy washing his hands, and do a double take when I realize his hands are full of HUMAN EYEBALLS!
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.