Things I Have Made Now:

• Chocolate chip cookies. From scratch.
• Sweet and sour chicken, finally, which turned out unfairly good.
• Real waffles! With our waffle maker!

Actually, all my attempts at cooking so far have turned out really well; I’m just waiting for something horrible to happen, like the time Audrey and I made noodles without boiling water. I guess I could also set the kitchen on fire, which won’t be hard if I keep forgetting to turn the oven off. Remind me to turn the oven off!