Heads up: I’m going to be moving the site soon to new digs over at PHPWebhosting. The URL and links and stuff won’t change, but if it gets weird for a while just wait, it’ll be back. Promise!
Dear gentle reader: this blog has been operating continuously since I was a teenager. The writing below is at least a decade old. In that time every molecule of my body has been replaced, along with many foolish ideas and flighty beliefs. I want to keep some of those things public out of an honesty and humility I owe the world. I trust you to carry that context with you.