{"id":796,"date":"2007-11-07T22:45:05","date_gmt":"2007-11-08T02:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2007\/11\/07\/new-chapter\/"},"modified":"2007-11-08T00:39:08","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T04:39:08","slug":"new-chapter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/796","title":{"rendered":"New Chapter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With only 12% of the precincts tallied, Dana and I knew there was no <a href=\"http:\/\/news.nky.com\/apps\/pbcs.dll\/article?AID=\/AE\/20071013\/NEWS02\/710130325\/1011\/NEWS01\">Fletcher Miracle<\/a> in the making, so we found a secluded table at Woody\u2019s lounge to mourn <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/photo\/071107\/480\/dcb0f7388d0c462d85d73140267d4d64&#038;g=events\/pl\/011902gop;_ylt=AtJrPzWDG1XI9eFbR3hUl.5h24cA\">the end of an era<\/a>. After she ate her once-a-year plate of comfort fries and I cried in my <a href=\"http:\/\/landingpage.guinness.com\/Gateway-en-row.htm?Lang=en-us&#038;BrandId=SO&#038;RefUrl=http%3a%2f%2fwww.guinness.com%2fTemplates%2fRedirectToGateway.aspx%3fNRMODE%3dPublished%26NRNODEGUID%3d%257b7892FE09-EC41-4F5B-A336-9EAC47569C2F%257d%26NRORIGINALURL%3d%252f%26NRCACHEHINT%3dGuest\">Guinness<\/a>, we both had it out of our systems. If you pay attention to politics for very long, you come to understand it\u2019s just a big <a href=\"http:\/\/www.members.shaw.ca\/FLYAWAYTOO\/math\/smallsteps\/smallsteps2.pend.html\">pendulum<\/a>, and it will always be that way. Nevertheless, that doesn\u2019t make it feel any better when things are no longer swinging in your direction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With only 12% of the precincts tallied, Dana and I knew there was no Fletcher Miracle in the making, so we found a secluded table at Woody\u2019s lounge to mourn the end of an era. After she ate her once-a-year plate of comfort fries and I cried in my Guinness, we both had it out [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,46,12,29,16,48],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}