{"id":775,"date":"2007-09-20T18:48:31","date_gmt":"2007-09-20T22:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2007\/09\/20\/still-talkin%e2%80%99-like-a-pirate\/"},"modified":"2007-09-21T22:08:36","modified_gmt":"2007-09-22T02:08:36","slug":"still-talkin%e2%80%99-like-a-pirate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/775","title":{"rendered":"Still talkin\u2019 like a pirate&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/09\/angrylice.gif' alt='angrylice.gif' \/  hspace=\"10\" vspace=\"10\" align=\"right\">Aye, a long post on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talklikeapirate.com\/\">the hallowed day<\/a> with nary so much as a single \u201cArrrgh!\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Run me through with a bleedin\u2019 narwhal tusk\u2014 guilty as charged!<\/p>\n<p>And thus, ye be conspirin\u2019 t\u2019 dangle me from the nearest yardarm, are ye now?<\/p>\n<p>Treachery, betrayal, and doom!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.miamiherald.com\/283\/story\/100129.html\">I laugh<\/a> at yer mis\u2019rable ploys!<\/p>\n<p>Come at me now, if prepared t\u2019 taste me blade, <em>and see who the real PIRATE be!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aye, a long post on the hallowed day with nary so much as a single \u201cArrrgh!\u201d Run me through with a bleedin\u2019 narwhal tusk\u2014 guilty as charged! And thus, ye be conspirin\u2019 t\u2019 dangle me from the nearest yardarm, are ye now? Treachery, betrayal, and doom! I laugh at yer mis\u2019rable ploys! Come at me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=775"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}