{"id":765,"date":"2007-08-27T22:16:39","date_gmt":"2007-08-28T02:16:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2007\/08\/27\/when-did-my-world-turn-craz-o\/"},"modified":"2007-08-27T22:29:16","modified_gmt":"2007-08-28T02:29:16","slug":"when-did-my-world-turn-craz-o","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/765","title":{"rendered":"When did my world turn CrAz-O?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amnews.com\/public_html\/?module=displaystory&#038;story_id=34007&#038;format=html\">Local headline<\/a>:<br \/>\nLibrary offers $1000 for winning logo<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s next?<br \/>\nPatient offers $1000 for winning diagnosis<br \/>\n\u2014or\u2014<br \/>\nDefendant offers $1000 for winning defense<\/p>\n<p>I laughed back in the 70s when <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zoominfo.com\/Search\/PersonDetail.aspx?PersonID=20587213\">one of my UC professors<\/a> proposed that graphic designers, like architects, be licensed by the state.<\/p>\n<p>Need a Website?<br \/>\nYou can get one from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blackforestpoultry.com\/webdes.html\">this chicken farmer<\/a>.<br \/>\n\u2014or\u2014<br \/>\nMaybe you\u2019re a chicken farmer, <a href=\"http:\/\/templates.entheosweb.com\/Poultry-Farm.asp\">but can\u2019t design<\/a>.<br \/>\n\u2014or\u2014<br \/>\nWait, you just need to look at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.poultryhelp.com\/awards.html\">an award-winning Website<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>Hey, I\u2019ll just change the name of our studio:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dixondesign.com\/profile.html\">Dixon Design and Live Bait<\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, you think this entry is a big joke?<\/p>\n<p>Who\u2019s laughing?<br \/>\nI\u2019m being swallowed by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zoominfo.com\/search\/PersonQuery.aspx?QueryID=27134e75-032c-490a-87fb-ca365317cd9c&#038;Page=40&#038;searchSource=page\">a black hole of insignificance<\/a>, as my achievements are being ascribed to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.zoominfo.com\/search\/PersonDetail.aspx?PersonID=188439467&#038;QueryID=507e44c2-118b-44f8-a5cd-941b8bb7a44c\"> an impostor<\/a>.<br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nAAAA-i-i-i-i-i-EE-EE-EE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Local headline: Library offers $1000 for winning logo What\u2019s next? Patient offers $1000 for winning diagnosis \u2014or\u2014 Defendant offers $1000 for winning defense I laughed back in the 70s when one of my UC professors proposed that graphic designers, like architects, be licensed by the state. Need a Website? You can get one from this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/765"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=765"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/765\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}