{"id":648,"date":"2005-03-02T17:37:10","date_gmt":"2005-03-02T22:37:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2005\/03\/02\/smile-when-you-say-that\/"},"modified":"2005-03-02T17:37:10","modified_gmt":"2005-03-02T22:37:10","slug":"smile-when-you-say-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/648","title":{"rendered":"Smile when you say that"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I like teeth. Teeth are good. Everybody needs teeth.\n<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right. A wake-up-and-smell-the-mouthwash moment at the dentist this morning. Flashing back to what <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/category\/uj\/Family\/Brendan\">Brendan<\/a> said last year about his Dad&#8212;\n<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/view\/nfd\/2004\/05\/24\">05.24.2004 &#8212; 22:47 hrs<\/a> (This is pretty gross.)\n<\/p>\n<p>I like floss. Floss is good. Everybody needs floss.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like teeth. Teeth are good. Everybody needs teeth. That&#8217;s right. A wake-up-and-smell-the-mouthwash moment at the dentist this morning. Flashing back to what Brendan said last year about his Dad&#8212; 05.24.2004 &#8212; 22:47 hrs (This is pretty gross.) I like floss. Floss is good. Everybody needs floss.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}