{"id":592,"date":"2005-04-27T19:49:45","date_gmt":"2005-04-28T00:49:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2005\/04\/27\/nature-abhors-a-shopvac\/"},"modified":"2005-04-27T19:49:45","modified_gmt":"2005-04-28T00:49:45","slug":"nature-abhors-a-shopvac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/592","title":{"rendered":"Nature abhors a shopvac"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spent the day with exterminators (don&#8217;t even ask!) and felt my livelihood slide one more notch toward crisis. All I want to do is watch &#8220;Alias&#8221; and &#8220;Eyes,&#8221; back to back (the two most entertaining dramas on network television, due to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vartanho.com\/agentfiles\/sloane.html\">Ron Rifkin<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/movies.groups.yahoo.com\/group\/timdalyfanclub\/\">Tim Daly<\/a>).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spent the day with exterminators (don&#8217;t even ask!) and felt my livelihood slide one more notch toward crisis. All I want to do is watch &#8220;Alias&#8221; and &#8220;Eyes,&#8221; back to back (the two most entertaining dramas on network television, due to Ron Rifkin and Tim Daly).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3,38,16,14,15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}