{"id":582,"date":"2005-05-07T11:14:59","date_gmt":"2005-05-07T16:14:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2005\/05\/07\/cool-competitor-vs-gawking-geezer\/"},"modified":"2005-05-07T11:14:59","modified_gmt":"2005-05-07T16:14:59","slug":"cool-competitor-vs-gawking-geezer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/582","title":{"rendered":"Cool competitor vs gawking geezer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Missed my Saturday dawn run again, to which I paid religious adherence for years. The last time I was this out of shape I attended local races as a spectator and put together a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dixondesign.com\/pictorials\/constitution5k.html\">photo essay<\/a><br \/>\n for friends.\n<\/p>\n<p>Now that I think about it, I wasn&#8217;t nearly this out of shape.\n<\/p>\n<p>Sigh&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Missed my Saturday dawn run again, to which I paid religious adherence for years. The last time I was this out of shape I attended local races as a spectator and put together a photo essay for friends. Now that I think about it, I wasn&#8217;t nearly this out of shape. Sigh&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,17,21,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=582"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/582\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}