{"id":575,"date":"2005-05-14T21:32:48","date_gmt":"2005-05-15T02:32:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2005\/05\/14\/spanky-is-not-robert-blake\/"},"modified":"2005-05-14T21:32:48","modified_gmt":"2005-05-15T02:32:48","slug":"spanky-is-not-robert-blake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/575","title":{"rendered":"Spanky is not Robert Blake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who accepts the legitimacy of yet another chain email and passes it along without first checking for accuracy is like a person who wants to believe that professional wrestling isn&#8217;t phony. And this is coming from somebody who has an admitted weakness for trivial entertainment. Hey, I just like to know the difference between <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/movies\/other\/ourgang.asp \">what&#8217;s real and what&#8217;s fake<\/a>, but what do I know? Maybe if Homer was alive today he&#8217;d be having fun creating goofy chain emails.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who accepts the legitimacy of yet another chain email and passes it along without first checking for accuracy is like a person who wants to believe that professional wrestling isn&#8217;t phony. And this is coming from somebody who has an admitted weakness for trivial entertainment. Hey, I just like to know the difference between [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}