{"id":557,"date":"2005-06-01T21:55:28","date_gmt":"2005-06-02T02:55:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2005\/06\/01\/various-sundry-part-eighteen\/"},"modified":"2008-03-09T23:18:09","modified_gmt":"2008-03-10T03:18:09","slug":"various-sundry-part-eighteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/557","title":{"rendered":"Various &amp; Sundry, part eighteen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> &#8212; Month of May workout totals: Swim-6; Bike-0; Run-2; Lift-0.\n<\/p>\n<p> &#8212; I won&#8217;t even try to elaborate on the sad state of my fitness program. At least I continue to swim, although I need to boost that monthly total to a minimum of eight workouts. On the bright side, I had a decent session yesterday and was only a second off my all-time fastest 4-lap sprint. Now, when am I going to get back on my bike?\n<\/p>\n<p> &#8212; In the past 24 hours or so, my niece Caitlan (sister of<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/about\/\">Brendan<\/a>) successfully winged her way to Europe. Her mom&#8217;s advice: &#8220;Have the time of your life!&#8221; I&#8217;ll second that motion.\n<\/p>\n<p> &#8212; I spoke to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/search\/uj?q=Josh&amp;submit=Search\">Josh<\/a> Sunday when he called during the Clan gathering. I really didn&#8217;t know what to say to him. I&#8217;m terrible on the phone in those situations. Always have been, I guess. We talked a little about his current assignment, until he goes back out on the road, and whether his area was in danger of any mortar attacks. I told him how much I support what he&#8217;s doing, but it didn&#8217;t sound as strong as I feel about it. You know, if I had to make my log entries with a telephone I&#8217;d never do it. I&#8217;d just scrap<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/view\/uj\/2005\">this whole thing<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p> &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/search\/uj?q=Bruce&amp;submit=Search\">Bruce<\/a>  has dodged another bullet, enabling him to fight onward toward the day he gets to go home. Frankly, I don&#8217;t know what a home life is going to be like for him when it&#8217;s restored, but I&#8217;m certain he looks forward to it with an abiding desire that provides a strong source of fortitude. I&#8217;m aware that I haven&#8217;t mentioned his wife much in this log. Perhaps I&#8217;m not confident enough in my own kindness to put thoughts in writing. At this point I&#8217;ll just describe a funny <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/captioncontest\/\">New Yorker cartoon<\/a> that seems apropos: A man is lying in a hospital bed, appearing totally down and out. Tubes, cords, and medical technology are everywhere. A doctor with a somewhat forlorn expression is standing beside a woman dressed in pearls and a fur wrap. Her expression is one of exasperation. She says, &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe this is happening to me.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/search\/uj?q=Sundry&amp;submit=Search\">V &amp; S<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212; Month of May workout totals: Swim-6; Bike-0; Run-2; Lift-0. &#8212; I won&#8217;t even try to elaborate on the sad state of my fitness program. At least I continue to swim, although I need to boost that monthly total to a minimum of eight workouts. On the bright side, I had a decent session yesterday [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,33,35,66,75,21,18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}