{"id":532,"date":"2005-06-26T19:01:50","date_gmt":"2005-06-27T00:01:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2005\/06\/26\/various-sundry-part-nineteen\/"},"modified":"2005-06-26T19:01:50","modified_gmt":"2005-06-27T00:01:50","slug":"various-sundry-part-nineteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/532","title":{"rendered":"Various &amp; Sundry, part nineteen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> &#8212; Richard Benedetto&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/news\/opinion\/columnist\/benedetto\/2005-06-24-bendetto_x.htm?csp=15\n\n\">recent column<\/a> rests on that blurry line between news reporting and opinion, but it&#8217;s nevertheless a thought-provoking read. It&#8217;s title, &#8220;Turning old enemies into friends has long benefited the U.S.&#8221; makes me think about the other side of the coin: &#8220;Turning old enemies&#8217; enemies into new enemies has long been the role of the U.S.&#8221; That&#8217;s the part of this issue most would agree on. And with the way things are, that&#8217;s probably the only part.\n<\/p>\n<p> &#8212; The enormous virus\/spam wave that&#8217;s going on right now is a huge problem.  That&#8217;s why I get such a kick out of finding a sparkle of joy in the whole mess: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ocf.berkeley.edu\/~sumanah\/cgi-bin\/nb\/nb.cgi\/portal\/spam\">Spam as Folk Art<\/a>&#8212;the only silver lining out there. Last week my email service had 1.6 million mails hit their machines. Some 500,000 were rejected as viruses, and a bit over 800,000 rejected as spam, leaving some 200,000 or so to be delivered as legitimate mail (hopefully), but some crap does get through. I feel for all the &#8220;good guys&#8221; trying hard to stay on the back of this tiger. Somewhere out there is a young vigilante looking for his cause. A suggestion: 1) round up every spammer and virus writer, 2) make them swallow an overdose of viagra while getting an enema bag of liquified mortgage applications on the other end. (Uh-oh&#8230; I told Brendan&#8217;s mom that this would be a mom-friendly blog).\n<\/p>\n<p> &#8212; Just in case you notice half a grand of spare cash sitting on your dresser top, and you don&#8217;t particularly care for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.backwoodshome.com\/articles2\/ayoob85.html\">shooting real handguns<\/a>, add a <a href=\"http:\/\/masterreplicas.com\/customer\/starwars\/starwars_product_detail.php?pid=8378\n\n\">Han Solo Blaster<\/a> to your cart (or, for the more civilized, a nifty <a href=\"http:\/\/masterreplicas.com\/customer\/starwars\/starwars_product_list.php?cid=5\n\n\">lightsaber<\/a>).\n<\/p>\n<p> &#8212; OK, it&#8217;s time to be serious. Good news from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/search\/uj?q=Bruce&amp;submit=Search\">Bruce<\/a><br \/>\n personally; they talked to him about his eventual transfer to a rehabilitation center, which is a clear sign that his medical situation is improving in a positive and predictable way. See that light at the end of the tunnel, my son? I pray you&#8217;re there in no time!\n<\/p>\n<p> &#8212; Best wishes to my brother Jay and his bride Glenda, who got hitched in Liberty this morning among a large contingent of our Clan. God bless you both, and may all our dreams meet to expand His glory.\n<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/search\/uj?q=Sundry&amp;submit=Search\">V &amp; S<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8212; Richard Benedetto&#8217;s recent column rests on that blurry line between news reporting and opinion, but it&#8217;s nevertheless a thought-provoking read. 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