{"id":503,"date":"2005-07-25T21:57:21","date_gmt":"2005-07-26T02:57:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2005\/07\/25\/dont-you-eyeball-me\/"},"modified":"2005-07-25T21:57:21","modified_gmt":"2005-07-26T02:57:21","slug":"dont-you-eyeball-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/503","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t you eyeball me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got an email from the optometrist today, He wasn&#8217;t able to provide any answers, but recommended that I see an ophthalmologist for my &#8220;interesting&#8221; eye deviation (which doesn&#8217;t surprise me at all).\n<\/p>\n<p>Do I want to buy a ticket for this ride? I&#8217;d better have a chat with Jerome first.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got an email from the optometrist today, He wasn&#8217;t able to provide any answers, but recommended that I see an ophthalmologist for my &#8220;interesting&#8221; eye deviation (which doesn&#8217;t surprise me at all). Do I want to buy a ticket for this ride? I&#8217;d better have a chat with Jerome first.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,6],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=503"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/503\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}