{"id":444,"date":"2005-09-22T22:42:01","date_gmt":"2005-09-23T03:42:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2005\/09\/22\/funny-pictures-of-everybodys-favorite-uncle\/"},"modified":"2005-09-22T22:42:01","modified_gmt":"2005-09-23T03:42:01","slug":"funny-pictures-of-everybodys-favorite-uncle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/444","title":{"rendered":"Funny pictures of everybody&#8217;s favorite uncle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you don&#8217;t think that Brendan&#8217;s &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/idiotcam\/plastic_mullet_series\/\">Plastic Mullet Series<\/a>&#8221; has achieved the summit of artistic hilarity, then A) you&#8217;ve been tragically blind since birth, B) you&#8217;re a snob who needs a search party to rescue your sense of humor, or C) maybe you actually wear a mullet style and are not at all amused by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/idiotcam\/\">his cute little pastime<\/a>. And if the Cap&#8217;nLiceCam is not weird enough, the Danville Rotary Club put up <a href=\"http:\/\/www.danvillerotary.com\/?page=people&amp;name=dixon.john\">this page<\/a>. Sonuva gun&#8230; I figured that after ten years in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/search\/uj?q=rotary&amp;submit=Search\n\n\">Rotary<\/a>, I&#8217;d start looking more like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nndb.com\/people\/166\/000023097\/\">Peter Graves<\/a>. Maybe I should send Rotary a picture from the famous <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dixondesign.com\/pictorials\/MuscleClub.jpg\">Muscle Club<\/a>, (actually I don&#8217;t look that wimpy any more, due to my impressively strenuous, Bruce-Waynian training schedule this year).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you don&#8217;t think that Brendan&#8217;s &#8220;Plastic Mullet Series&#8221; has achieved the summit of artistic hilarity, then A) you&#8217;ve been tragically blind since birth, B) you&#8217;re a snob who needs a search party to rescue your sense of humor, or C) maybe you actually wear a mullet style and are not at all amused by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,35,17,21,16,41],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}