{"id":440,"date":"2005-09-26T17:52:30","date_gmt":"2005-09-26T22:52:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2005\/09\/26\/microcomputer-madness\/"},"modified":"2005-09-26T17:52:30","modified_gmt":"2005-09-26T22:52:30","slug":"microcomputer-madness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/440","title":{"rendered":"Microcomputer madness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;an entire day spent waging war against the inexplicable perplexities of technological limbo, and the sad thing is I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;m winning, losing, or perpetuating a stalemate. I used to hate those days I spent cleaning out Rapidograph penpoints and scraping wax off the underneath side of my Mayline, but that was paradise compared to the slow torture of troubleshooting a stubborn machine that&#8217;s gripping my throat like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.checkerboardnightmare.com\/cast.html\">Vaporware<\/a>.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;an entire day spent waging war against the inexplicable perplexities of technological limbo, and the sad thing is I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;m winning, losing, or perpetuating a stalemate. I used to hate those days I spent cleaning out Rapidograph penpoints and scraping wax off the underneath side of my Mayline, but that was paradise [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,14,13],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}