{"id":428,"date":"2005-10-08T13:23:36","date_gmt":"2005-10-08T18:23:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2005\/10\/08\/dispersed-from-hollywood-to-holywood\/"},"modified":"2008-09-30T22:03:51","modified_gmt":"2008-10-01T02:03:51","slug":"dispersed-from-hollywood-to-holywood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/428","title":{"rendered":"Dispersed from Hollywood to Holywood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While Dana and I enjoyed a splendid dinner with my &#8220;big sis&#8221; last night in Danville, it occurred to us how abruptly her &#8220;House of Joan&#8221; has spread across the world. According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ask.com\">Jeeves<\/a>, the distance between Caitlan (Oxford, England) and Ian (Glendale, California) is 5389.0 miles (8673.0 km). However, if you&#8217;re traveling from one to the other and make a stop in Kentucky (anyone would, of course), it measures over 5800 miles, which is fairly close to Joan&#8217;s quick estimate of 6000.\n<\/p>\n<p>So, there you have it. Who needs you, Jeeves, you pompous know-it-all?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While Dana and I enjoyed a splendid dinner with my &#8220;big sis&#8221; last night in Danville, it occurred to us how abruptly her &#8220;House of Joan&#8221; has spread across the world. According to Jeeves, the distance between Caitlan (Oxford, England) and Ian (Glendale, California) is 5389.0 miles (8673.0 km). However, if you&#8217;re traveling from one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[75,12,18,20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/428\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}