{"id":422,"date":"2005-10-14T22:53:36","date_gmt":"2005-10-15T03:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2005\/10\/14\/by-jove-surely-that-cant-be-headley-lice\/"},"modified":"2005-10-14T22:53:36","modified_gmt":"2005-10-15T03:53:36","slug":"by-jove-surely-that-cant-be-headley-lice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/422","title":{"rendered":"By Jove! Surely that can&#8217;t be Headley Lice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I&#8217;m afraid it is. The audacious captain of slimewater-swilling hearties will make an appearance at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tippcityschools.com\/website\/index.asp?webpageid={493F8F2E-3F06-415A-BC03-F5973BE958B3}\">Tippecanoe High School<\/a> Class of 1970 35-year reunion and costume party. The prerequisite trip to The Keep&#8217;s storehouse and armoury reportedly took place tonight, and he sets sail for Ohio on the morrow with his favorite wench.\n<\/p>\n<p>All ye lubbers and friends of decency, beware.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I&#8217;m afraid it is. The audacious captain of slimewater-swilling hearties will make an appearance at the Tippecanoe High School Class of 1970 35-year reunion and costume party. The prerequisite trip to The Keep&#8217;s storehouse and armoury reportedly took place tonight, and he sets sail for Ohio on the morrow with his favorite wench. All [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=422"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/422\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}