{"id":406,"date":"2005-10-30T21:54:10","date_gmt":"2005-10-31T02:54:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2005\/10\/30\/typical-clan-weekend\/"},"modified":"2005-10-30T21:54:10","modified_gmt":"2005-10-31T02:54:10","slug":"typical-clan-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/406","title":{"rendered":"Typical Clan Weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another chaotic crossroads at the Hall &#8212; Mombonian agenda rules &#8212; Upstairs clean-out madness &#8212; Blackboard comic strip &#8212; Darb cracks the whip &#8212; Marty mans the burn box &#8212; Bubb and Joey build the stud wall &#8212; Halloween costume partiness &#8212; Top dog Greg Brown &#8212; Caveman Frank and Wonder Woman &#8212; Crayon wall banner &#8212; Trek to Camp Hourglass &#8212; Connor is a peanut &#8212; Marboro Man gets the Kyle treatment &#8212; Bat-eyes, devil&#8217;s work, and Mardi Gras beads &#8212; Bearded lady and a popcorn vendor &#8212; Alias techo tunes &#8212; Nic falls in the bonfire &#8212; Stargazing in the barnyard &#8212; Slap Stick and his little blue-haired pest of a sidekick &#8212; Hokey Pokey tradition &#8212; The unauthorized Cap&#8217;n Lice &#8212; Wigs, Wigs, Wigs &#8212; No Cliff to be seen &#8212; The cheese stands alone &#8212; Supercar in the sky &#8212; Columbian, it&#8217;s the richest kind &#8212; A watched meatloaf never bubbles &#8212; Council deliberations &#8212; Bag o&#8217; bunny ribbons &#8212; Around the room &#8212; Clete&#8217;s sandbox tunnels &#8212; Spy Detector &#8212; Brendan&#8217;s apology &#8212; Too many doughnuts &#8212; Uncle Wiggly and Merry Milkman &#8212; Mung beans into the compost &#8212; Janet sends her artichoke deliciosity &#8212; Eddie&#8217;s Air Corps suitcase &#8212; Uncle Bobby sure knows how to live &#8212; Alyx and the E-bay connection &#8212; Big Tim-Mee pirate swap and sale &#8212; KK telephone pass-around &#8212; Rainbow units for the chicken-house man &#8212; Jerome&#8217;s Asian flu update &#8212; Oh God not more kelp tablets &#8212; Stamp-cutting party &#8212; Indian Headache &#8212; Graveyard schematic &#8212; Fake-o guy in the festival portrait &#8212; Currier and Ives uncovered &#8212; Red fox in the headlights &#8212; Did I remember to change all the clocks?    <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another chaotic crossroads at the Hall &#8212; Mombonian agenda rules &#8212; Upstairs clean-out madness &#8212; Blackboard comic strip &#8212; Darb cracks the whip &#8212; Marty mans the burn box &#8212; Bubb and Joey build the stud wall &#8212; Halloween costume partiness &#8212; Top dog Greg Brown &#8212; Caveman Frank and Wonder Woman &#8212; Crayon wall [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}