Bruce<\/a>—venison medallions with balsamic reduction and
\ncelery\/pear puree, plus a side dish of steamed fresh beets.\n<\/p>\n“Pam came in after I’d gone to bed, so she wasn’t apprised of the menu. In the middle of the night when she helped Bruce with the ostomy, she saw what she thought was blood and called the doctor. At 5 am, she woke me and said we were to take Bruce to the ER. I drowsily pulled on my jeans, put on shoes, and drove them to the hospital.\n<\/p>\n
“While we waited for results of ordered tests, we were all talking and
\nBruce said something about having beets for dinner. Then it hit us. It
\nwasn’t blood; it was beets. We all were laughing when the resident came back in, and we confessed to the false alarm, which was confirmed by a negative result on the test for hemoglobin.\n<\/p>\n
“Our mirth was short-lived, however, as they had determined that his
\nwhite blood count was too high. They said they would start him on an
\nantibiotic and send him home. Later they said they wanted to keep him
\nfor diagnostic tests until tomorrow. By this evening, they’re saying he might stay 3 to 5 more days.”\n<\/p>\n
(The “headline” is Bruce’s quip, so he’s keeping his sense of humor.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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