{"id":387,"date":"2005-11-18T16:37:10","date_gmt":"2005-11-18T21:37:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2005\/11\/18\/dont-speak-ill-of-the-uh-rich\/"},"modified":"2005-11-18T16:37:10","modified_gmt":"2005-11-18T21:37:10","slug":"dont-speak-ill-of-the-uh-rich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/387","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t speak ill of the, uh, rich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re still earning z-i-l-l-i-o-n-s, even though <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forbes.com\/home\/lists\/2005\/10\/25\/highest-earning-dead-celebrities_deadceleb05_land.html\">they&#8217;re dead<\/a>,<br \/>\nand every one of them was&#8212;&#8212;\n<\/p>\n<p>an ARTIST!\n<\/p>\n<p>Most of them took a lot of drugs, too. Hmm&#8230;<br \/>\nDid I mention that they&#8217;re dead? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re still earning z-i-l-l-i-o-n-s, even though they&#8217;re dead, and every one of them was&#8212;&#8212; an ARTIST! Most of them took a lot of drugs, too. Hmm&#8230; Did I mention that they&#8217;re dead?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}