{"id":333,"date":"2006-01-11T17:21:13","date_gmt":"2006-01-11T22:21:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2006\/01\/11\/dont-let-brendan-have-all-the-fun\/"},"modified":"2006-01-11T17:21:13","modified_gmt":"2006-01-11T22:21:13","slug":"dont-let-brendan-have-all-the-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/333","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t let Brendan have all the fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Marie Antoinette never said &#8220;let them eat cake&#8221; &#8212; this is <a href=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/trivia.pl?subject=The+Carson+Family&amp;gender=p\">a mistranslation<\/a> of &#8220;let them eat The Carson Family.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>All of the roles in Shakespeare&#8217;s plays &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/trivia.pl?subject=pirates&amp;gender=p\">including the female roles<\/a> &#8212; were originally played by Pirates.\n<\/p>\n<p>The horns of Sugar Boop are made <a href=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/trivia.pl?subject=Sugar+Boop&amp;gender=f\">entirely from hair<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/trivia.pl?subject=Stench+Pit&amp;gender=m\">number one cause of blindness<\/a> in the United States is Stench Pit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marie Antoinette never said &#8220;let them eat cake&#8221; &#8212; this is a mistranslation of &#8220;let them eat The Carson Family.&#8221; All of the roles in Shakespeare&#8217;s plays &#8212; including the female roles &#8212; were originally played by Pirates. The horns of Sugar Boop are made entirely from hair. The number one cause of blindness in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,41,31],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}