{"id":330,"date":"2006-01-14T21:43:25","date_gmt":"2006-01-15T02:43:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2006\/01\/14\/obscure-celebrities-of-nordic-history\/"},"modified":"2006-01-14T21:43:25","modified_gmt":"2006-01-15T02:43:25","slug":"obscure-celebrities-of-nordic-history","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/330","title":{"rendered":"Obscure celebrities of Nordic history"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ian&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/~slagzoo\/135573.html\">face-recognition blog entry<\/a> is hilarious. I had to try it, too. So I uploaded a recent picture of me that Dana likes.\n<\/p>\n<p>Who the hell is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dixondesign.com\/pictorials\/Christian-IX.jpg\">Christian IX of Denmark<\/a>?\n<\/p>\n<p>Sulking, I looked through a few more pictures, and&#8212;you guessed it&#8212;I selected a picture of my notorious alter ego, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dixondesign.com\/pictorials\/lice.html\">Headley Lice<\/a>.\n<\/p>\n<p>No picture of Admiral Lice would return a result at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myheritage.com\/\">MyHeritage.com<\/a> site. Very curious. The fear of this pirate&#8217;s dreaded wrath extends deeper than I ever presumed.\n<\/p>\n<p>And so I used my old <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dixondesign.com\/pictorials\/MuscleClub.jpg\">Muscle Club<\/a> shot.\n<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;Theodore Roosevelt&#8212; YES!\n<\/p>\n<p>Then I took the big plunge. Uploading a photo of Dana in high school, I sought scientific proof that ever since the night I first watched <a href=\"http:\/\/charltonhestonworld.homestead.com\/ElCid1.html\">El Cid<\/a>, I had spent my youth trying to lure <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000047\/\">Sophia Loren<\/a> into the pillows.\n<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;Isabelle Adjani&#8212; Hmm, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0000254\/\">not bad<\/a>&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p>Who the hell is Sophia Loren?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ian&#8217;s face-recognition blog entry is hilarious. I had to try it, too. So I uploaded a recent picture of me that Dana likes. Who the hell is Christian IX of Denmark? Sulking, I looked through a few more pictures, and&#8212;you guessed it&#8212;I selected a picture of my notorious alter ego, Headley Lice. No picture of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,18,22,16,41,31],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}