{"id":159,"date":"2006-07-04T22:39:09","date_gmt":"2006-07-05T03:39:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2006\/07\/04\/tie-him-to-that-fence-rail-boys\/"},"modified":"2007-12-21T18:40:20","modified_gmt":"2007-12-21T22:40:20","slug":"tie-him-to-that-fence-rail-boys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/159","title":{"rendered":"Tie him to that fence rail, boys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Considering the fact that I&#8217;m the volunteer Webmaster for the Boyle County <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boylegop.org\/index.html\">Republican Party Website<\/a>, and it hasn&#8217;t been modified since before Election Day in 2004, it seems appropriate that I spend some of my 4th of July holiday updating the site for the 2006 campaigns. Patriotic as it sounds, it&#8217;s just another symptom of my metastatic <span style=\"font-style: italic\">pro bono<\/span> condition. The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nb\/nb.cgi\/search\/uj?q=Graybeard&amp;submit=Search\">Graybeard Prospector<\/a> wants to drag me out back and give me a taste of his mule whip. He&#8217;d be within his rights.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Considering the fact that I&#8217;m the volunteer Webmaster for the Boyle County Republican Party Website, and it hasn&#8217;t been modified since before Election Day in 2004, it seems appropriate that I spend some of my 4th of July holiday updating the site for the 2006 campaigns. Patriotic as it sounds, it&#8217;s just another symptom of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[70,48,6,14],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}