{"id":1131,"date":"2010-10-16T19:49:52","date_gmt":"2010-10-16T23:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2010\/10\/16\/owie-ow-ow\/"},"modified":"2010-10-16T19:49:52","modified_gmt":"2010-10-16T23:49:52","slug":"owie-ow-ow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/1131","title":{"rendered":"Owie-ow! Ow!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know that fleshy web at the base of a thumb? Don\u2019t let that overlap the edge of a paint can when you whale away with a hammer to close the can.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, the saving grace is realizing that I can never injure my good hand when I periodically foul up with a hammer.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m such a genius after the fact . . . <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know that fleshy web at the base of a thumb? Don\u2019t let that overlap the edge of a paint can when you whale away with a hammer to close the can. Of course, the saving grace is realizing that I can never injure my good hand when I periodically foul up with a hammer. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}