{"id":1027,"date":"2010-06-27T07:53:35","date_gmt":"2010-06-27T11:53:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/2010\/06\/27\/then-you-know-it%e2%80%99s-pure-hollywood\/"},"modified":"2010-07-17T07:57:55","modified_gmt":"2010-07-17T11:57:55","slug":"then-you-know-it%e2%80%99s-pure-hollywood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/archives\/1027","title":{"rendered":"Then you know it\u2019s Pure Hollywood ~"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> &#8226;  <strong><em>Bullets that penetrate<\/em><\/strong> human bodies never shatter bones, cause severe shock, or sever a major blood vessel, except if fired from small-caliber weapons toward bad guys at a great distance, in which case the result is sudden and certain death.<\/p>\n<p> &#8226;  <strong><em>When the protagonist<\/em><\/strong> notices any tool or object in the vicinity (at times it\u2019s only necessary for the audience to see it), surely he or she will use it within minutes to survive a near-death crisis. <\/p>\n<p> &#8226;  <strong><em>At the moment of climax<\/em><\/strong>, a villain never fails to indulge the need for a soliloquy or dramatic pause, giving our hero enough time to avert what could have been a curt, straightforward confirmation of inevitable death.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8226; Bullets that penetrate human bodies never shatter bones, cause severe shock, or sever a major blood vessel, except if fired from small-caliber weapons toward bad guys at a great distance, in which case the result is sudden and certain death. &#8226; When the protagonist notices any tool or object in the vicinity (at times [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68,22],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/uj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}