Local headline:
Library offers $1000 for winning logo
What’s next?
Patient offers $1000 for winning diagnosis
—or—
Defendant offers $1000 for winning defense
I laughed back in the 70s when one of my UC professors proposed that graphic designers, like architects, be licensed by the state.
Need a Website?
You can get one from this chicken farmer.
—or—
Maybe you’re a chicken farmer, but can’t design.
—or—
Wait, you just need to look at an award-winning Website!
Hey, I’ll just change the name of our studio:
So, you think this entry is a big joke?
Who’s laughing?
I’m being swallowed by a black hole of insignificance, as my achievements are being ascribed to an impostor.
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