By Jove! Surely that can’t be Headley Lice

Yes, I’m afraid it is. The audacious captain of slimewater-swilling hearties will make an appearance at the Tippecanoe High School Class of 1970 35-year reunion and costume party. The prerequisite trip to The Keep’s storehouse and armoury reportedly took place tonight, and he sets sail for Ohio on the morrow with his favorite wench.

All ye lubbers and friends of decency, beware.

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