{"id":997,"date":"2004-02-01T20:24:18","date_gmt":"2004-02-02T01:24:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/02\/01\/997\/"},"modified":"2004-02-01T20:24:18","modified_gmt":"2004-02-02T01:24:18","slug":"997","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/02\/01\/997\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Best of luck, James.  <a href=\"http:\/\/personals.yahoo.com\/us\/personals-1075421957-029316\" title=\"&quot;UNQUENCHABLE ZEST FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!&quot;\">Best of luck.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(This message brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.codypowell.com\/goulash\/archives\/000193.html\" title=\"&quot;Yes, it will be tough to monitor the announcers while simultaneously playing quarterback for both teams, but I'm confident i can do it.&quot;\">the toughest man in football<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Best of luck, James. Best of luck. (This message brought to you by the toughest man in football.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conspirators"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=997"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}