{"id":995,"date":"2004-02-01T20:35:05","date_gmt":"2004-02-02T01:35:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/02\/01\/995\/"},"modified":"2004-02-01T20:35:05","modified_gmt":"2004-02-02T01:35:05","slug":"995","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/02\/01\/995\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"6\" border=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\" valign=\"top\"><b>Maria:<\/b><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\">Brendan, you really are getting good at frying sweet and sour chicken.  I like eating it when you make it, and I appreciate your making dinner tonight.  I just have one request.<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\" valign=\"top\"><b>Me:<\/b><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\">(standing in the blasted, grease-spattered wreckage of our kitchen)  Yeah?<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"right\" valign=\"top\"><b>Maria:<\/b><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\"><i>Don&#8217;t do it.<\/i><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maria: Brendan, you really are getting good at frying sweet and sour chicken. I like eating it when you make it, and I appreciate your making dinner tonight. I just have one request. Me: (standing in the blasted, grease-spattered wreckage of our kitchen) Yeah? Maria: Don&#8217;t do it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-maria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}