{"id":991,"date":"2004-02-02T21:59:32","date_gmt":"2004-02-03T02:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/02\/02\/991\/"},"modified":"2004-02-02T21:59:32","modified_gmt":"2004-02-03T02:59:32","slug":"991","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/02\/02\/991\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wear a winter hat in the winter&#8211;the kind of hat variously referred to as a wool hat, a skiing hat, a skull beanie or a sipple cap.  You know what I mean.  Mine is dark blue and says <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guster.com\/\" title=\"Aww, now their picture looks all rock star.  What ever happened to Ryan's face photoshopped onto a breast-pump ad?\">GUSTER<\/a> on the front.  It keeps keep me warm very nicely, but because I have ridiculously fine hair, removing it causes a static explosion&#8211;the kind of wildly divergent hairdo that made me a pariah for life in middle school and now causes my roommate no end of amusement.<\/p>\n<p>The other day in Prob &#8216;n&#8217; Stat, I looked around the class at perfect coifs and wondered if anyone else there wore my kind of hat.  If so, how did they keep&#8211;wait!  There were people wearing wool hats!  They apparently just never take them off all day.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s <i>brilliant!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wear a winter hat in the winter&#8211;the kind of hat variously referred to as a wool hat, a skiing hat, a skull beanie or a sipple cap. You know what I mean. Mine is dark blue and says GUSTER on the front. It keeps keep me warm very nicely, but because I have ridiculously [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[97,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grad-school","category-maria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=991"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/991\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}