{"id":989,"date":"2004-02-03T10:39:43","date_gmt":"2004-02-03T15:39:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/02\/03\/989\/"},"modified":"2004-02-03T10:39:43","modified_gmt":"2004-02-03T15:39:43","slug":"989","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/02\/03\/989\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know how many of you have had uncontrollable hiccups with three holes in your stomach, but it sucks <i>butt.<\/i> It sucks <a href=\"http:\/\/imgruv2.blogspot.com\/2004_02_01_imgruv2_archive.html#107569602938525588\" title=\"&quot;I was in no condition to drive, and sitting in the back seat for three and a half hours would have been extremely uncomfortable, not to mention dangerous-- my appendix was fit to burst.&quot;\"><i>the biggest<\/i> butt<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/shamzmam\" title=\"His other journal.  They both say 'Nazi,' I don't know why.\">Stephen<\/a> relates the harrowing Story of Stephen&#8217;s Appendix.  I called and sang to him a couple times, which I firmly believe is the only reason he survived.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know how many of you have had uncontrollable hiccups with three holes in your stomach, but it sucks butt. It sucks the biggest butt.&#8221; Stephen relates the harrowing Story of Stephen&#8217;s Appendix. I called and sang to him a couple times, which I firmly believe is the only reason he survived.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stephen-heintz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/989\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}