{"id":983,"date":"2004-02-10T12:13:40","date_gmt":"2004-02-10T17:13:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/creator\/2004\/02\/10\/983\/"},"modified":"2004-02-10T12:13:40","modified_gmt":"2004-02-10T17:13:40","slug":"983","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/2004\/02\/10\/983\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>CNN:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/TECH\/science\/02\/10\/turtles.separated.ap\/index.html\" title=\"No worries, they're turtles.\">&#8216;Peanut Butter&#8217; finally free from &#8216;Jelly&#8217;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Even if it weren&#8217;t such a neat story, that might be my favorite headline ever.  O Homer!  O Virgil!  Sing unto us of the legendary Struggle of Peanut Butter!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CNN: &#8216;Peanut Butter&#8217; finally free from &#8216;Jelly&#8217; Even if it weren&#8217;t such a neat story, that might be my favorite headline ever. O Homer! O Virgil! Sing unto us of the legendary Struggle of Peanut Butter!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-983","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines-and-ads"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=983"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/983\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/nfd\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}